Week One: How to act like you're l33t.
Week Two: How to update Adobe Reader.
Week Three: How to write a fully-functional operation system from scratch.
Week Four: How to copy/paste.
Week Five: How to copy/paste.
Week Six: How to copy/paste.
Week Seven: How to copy/paste.
Congratulations! You're an idiot. But on a lighter note- lets discuss what you are getting yourself into.
Do you have caffeine intolerance? Too bad - you're out. Every self-respecting code monkey needs its caffeine to function correctly. Without a minimal daily intake you cannot receive the code deities' wisdom. Then your frontal cortex stops functioning and you die.
Lots. And lots and lots of time. If you do you'll get good - that's for sure. And yet, there will always be a twelve-year-old somewhere much better than you!
You'll have none. Buy a japanese anime pillow and tissues.