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Available Courses

Beginner course

In this course you will be given an introduction to the wonderful world of sitting in front of a computer all day. Your eyes will hurt but you will get used to it. Your butt will become one with your chair and they will forever live in uneasy symbiosis.

You will need:

  1. A computer
  2. A chair
  3. Some willpower

Advanced course

In order to take this course you will need to have survived taken the basic course on how to become a code monkey. This is the next step to becoming a full-on code gorilla and conquering the known universe.

You will need:

  1. A computer
  2. A chair
  3. A little more willpower

Code Gorilla

In order to take this course you will need to have passed the basic and advanced courses. You will also need to be stark raving mad.

You will need:

  1. A computer
  2. A chair
  3. Sanity is optional